Bella's Bratty Blog

Pink brat energy • Gold-standard chaos • Soft threats & sweet confessions

CUTE UPDATE

Soft Launch: Bella Is Back & Worse (For You)

Posted • Today • 3 min read

I took a little break to recharge my sparkle. Results: extra curves, extra attitude, and a to-do list that just says “be adored.” Here’s the plan for the week…

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THICKOLOGY™

Course Catalog: Institute of Thickology (Fall)

Posted • Yesterday • 2 min read

Brat 101, Seduction Through Snacks, Advanced Laying There Looking Expensive… enrollments open. Tuition payable in tributes, praise, and pink things.

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GIRL DIARY

Dear Diary: A Love Letter to Naps & Men Who Fund Them

Posted • 3 days ago • 4 min read

I believe in eight hours of sleep and eighty dollars of snacks. Here’s how to be productive while doing absolutely nothing.

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