Sweet as tea. Expensive as hell. Taller than you.
Pick a door. I'll meet you on the other side of it.
On a computer? Use SextPanther instead
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You have money. I have opinions about what it's for.
Open the wallet before you open your mouth.
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f3Send first. Say thank you without being told. Don't ask what it's for. It's for me, that's the whole answer.
Never a round number because you think it's clever
Once is polite. Twice, slower, is correct
Small and often beats large and rare
Don't vanish the second you've sent
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I'm 5'8" in bare feet. Most of you are already looking up.
You don't get to be the tall one here.
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g3I stand, you kneel. I talk, you listen. I put my hand out, you fill it. Nothing up here is free.
Don't speak until I ask you something
Look up when I'm talking to you
Hands where I can see them
Say thank you, then say it again, slower
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Sweet tea, a slow drawl, and somebody asking how your day went.
Tell me everything. I'll pretend to be shocked.
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b3Good morning texts with the accent still asleep in them. A voice note when you've had a rough one. Me remembering the small things, which is the part nobody does.
You'll get called sugar before you've earned it
You'll be asked about your day, and expected to answer
You'll get the drawl at half volume, which is worse
You'll still pay. It's a girlfriend, not a charity
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