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Pink brat energy • Gold standard chaos • Soft threats & sweet confessions

Soft Launch: Bella Is Back & Worse (For You)

I took a little break to recharge my sparkle. Results: extra curves, extra attitude, and a to do list that just says be adored. Here’s the plan for the week…

Monday
Warm up teasing. Just enough to make you notice I’m back and wondering what else I’m hiding. Think appetizer energy, one little taste.

Tuesday
Flirty check ins and bratty little distractions while you “work.” I’ll drop a smile or a story exactly when you shouldn’t be looking.

Wednesday
The midweek storm. I get bolder, you get weaker. Phones overheating, timelines bending, attention locked on me.

Thursday
Sweet chaos. A softer brat day, syrupy words with sharp little edges. I’ll keep you guessing with a mix of sugar and sting.

Friday
The finale. A drop worth waiting for, something that keeps you replaying all weekend. Consider it your prize for staying loyal.

I vanish when I want, I return when I feel like it, and somehow you’re still here waiting. That’s not weakness, that’s worship.

So get ready, this is only my soft launch. Imagine how dangerous the full one will be. 💋

Institute of Thickology™ – Fall Courses

Tuition accepted in cash, compliments, and glittery offerings. #BellaU

Dear Diary: A Love Letter to Naps & Men Who Fund Them

Productivity hack: I schedule my naps like meetings and invoice anyone who interrupts. I also keep a running list titled “Things I want that are pink.” It updates hourly.